Snakes are demons not of this earth and I refuse to hear otherwise

Is there anything greater than the feeling of knowing exactly what you’re going to eat for lunch tomorrow?

i don’t think so..



straight ppl are wild why you needa make out in the line for juice

straight ppl like to make out in stupid spots and then get all weird abt it like “i kissed you in the frozen food section at super walmart i am the reason storms are named after people”

(via dadaists)

I don’t wanna be your friend

I just wanna be Donald Glover